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Someone who goes around flagging (reporting by pressing the flag button) videos on Youtube either

A) Just to be an asshole, or

B) Because they can't handle a small amount of innuendo/slightly suggestive material in a video.
Those fucking flaggots flagged my videos for no damn reason. Now I'm suspended from Youtube. Thanks, flaggots.
by AnimeGirl-Nikki August 31, 2010
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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n. person who flags postings as inappropriate on Craigslist or in other online forums, despite the fact that said postings do not violate the forum's terms of use; person who would rather censor an opposing viewpoint than have to present his/her own case convincingly.
Stop flagging my posts of Planned Parenthood's hotline, you flaggot!
by ecce cattus December 06, 2006
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Somebody who watches a video on Youtube and flags every comment for spam.
slowbutterlol is a flaggot.
by mrshankoknahsrmrshanko August 17, 2010
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Anyone who flags 🚩 pics or pages on instagram for any reason at all instead of unfollowing or scrolling on.
That flaggot flagged my page because I get more likes than his bitch ass.
by @the_peoples_page_ December 02, 2014
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(n): a person who is simultaneously really fucking butthurt about the Confederate flag being legally banned nowhere, while beins super pissed that they see pride flags around
"OMG! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE SYMBOLS OF LOVE AND TOLERANCE? WTF HAPPENED TO MY SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION AND RACISM?!?!"
"Jim, don't be such a flaggot."
by Selfcurlingpaes July 05, 2015
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A participant in Friends of Lesbians and Gays. A sympathizer and apologist for those who blatantly DO gay rather than choose to simply BE gay. Usually a group of flaming queens, diesel dykes, fag hags and other hand-wringers who gather to celebrate the latest gay bashing victim.
The Flaggots have taken their agenda to the public schools in order to gain some level of acceptance by the heterosexual kids who will never get on board, or to entice the fence-sitters who are too scared to act on their impulses.
by Frediam October 14, 2011
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