When something or someone is extremely chill or exceeds a normal level of coolness.
Yo that girl was so flaccid last night I wish I got her number.
by thoroughlybred July 12, 2019
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The person or object one thinks of when attempting to reduce a hard on
"I got a boner in class yesterday, luckily I had Joel as my flaccidator"
by Mhars January 26, 2015
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A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER
Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!
by Matt December 15, 2004
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One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance
Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
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A synonym for boner killer. Use when an event has happened to make you not have a boner anymore.
Jessica's dating Terry? That's a real flaccidizer.

Delaying the release of Starcraft 2 again? Flaccidizer!
by phanntom March 18, 2010
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Flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. Often used to describe someone's life. It literally means that someone has "flopped", or failed.
"Life is so flaccid" - meaning life sucks.
"This is so flaccid" - meaning this sucks.
by massivefaggot June 18, 2013
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