A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".
I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.
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The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.
A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.
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The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.
I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.
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1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time
Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.
by The Young Definer August 12, 2005
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Causing your sexual arousal or physical attraction to dissipate (the sexual analogue to buzzkill or downer.) Literal meaning is "causing to become flaccid", but can also be used more generally to indicate loss of interest.
I was so turned on seeing that hot guy walk in, but his racist comments were totally flaccidating.

Yeah, she was sexy AF but her breath was majorly flaccidating.
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The act of losing your erection, most likely do to a horrific event.
Dude, I fucked your mom last night and your dad walked in and asked to join...I had instant flaccidation
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A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.
"Damn dude, have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? She is looking flaccideous!"
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