flaccid

1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time

Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.

by The Young Definer August 13, 2005

flaccid

penis in a defensive position

"my penis is flaccid" - dan

by anotheralice April 21, 2018

flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER

Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!

by Matt December 15, 2004

flaccid

Limp, lacking muscle

An old dude had a flaccid penis so he had to take viagra.

by Tanisha April 15, 2004

flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 18, 2004

flaccid

Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.

See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.

lacking normal or youthful firmness

adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby

He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.

by noone February 2, 2005

flaccid

flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm

Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020