Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia that are floppier, flabbier, flappier, or fatter than normal.

i.e. A floppy, flabby, flappy, or fat labia.
Alice's flabia was so long that she had to walk bow-legged when not wearing panties in order to avoid pinching them with her thighs.

I motorboated her flabia.
by AwesomedOne January 25, 2011
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The large mound of flesh - usually growing from the abdominal region - that causes one to believe they need to file a missing persons report on their own genitalia.
Man.. thanks to this flabia I haven't seen my own penis in three years.
by El Papa June 27, 2005
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the inner labia that is stretched or really flappy and so long that it extends out over the outer labia. Sometimes has a scalloped or serrated looking edge to it.
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"I was about to go down on my girlfriend when I noticed she had major flabia"
by reedoo August 09, 2007
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The soft, tender, skin surrounding the clitoris.
My period causes pain on my flabia
by David Greiner July 27, 2005
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an extraordinary coffee/tea making machine that exudes fabulous aromas and creamy toppings.
Would you like some hot coco with a creamy topping fresh from my Flabia?
by B_B December 31, 2007
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