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Pronounced (flab-er-noc-ol)
1) Not right in one's opinion

2) Messed up; Unfair
1) You heard your girlfriend got a blow cramp from me? That's flabbernockle, she's way too fugly for me.

2) Man I was dying when that cunt slapped you. That was some straight flabberknockle bullshit.
by cpizzl July 27, 2006
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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