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When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!
by EMandrew June 23, 2009
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.
Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)
by EvilM00s June 17, 2009
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after reading fanfiction and feeling relived and calm from the briallnt steamy read. lets you release your hornieness even in lessons
gabby is feeling rather flabberfucked after that cool fanfiction
by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019
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When a fat ugly person eye fucks you.
Ben-"dude that fat ugly bitch just checked you out"
Tad-" Shit man i just got flabberfucked"
by jabadiahh May 25, 2011
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