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1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.
2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut
2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut
A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.
A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.
B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?
A: your cousin's tore up yo!
A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.
B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?
A: your cousin's tore up yo!
by ob1 March 30, 2004
Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
2
The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.
I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.
by The Commodore August 26, 2008
4
She refused to take off her shirit in the hot tub in hopes that no one would mention her flabalanche.
by BorderlineBarbie April 08, 2016
5
(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.
by Frau Kak March 10, 2003
6
The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.
by sam cheng March 30, 2006