five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

Five Knuckle Shuffle.

The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.

"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."

by Mattaus Muller December 16, 2009

Five Knuckle Plug

Achieving a full hand fisting of your partner's anus of or vagina. Requires patience and lots of lube and very pleasurable gaping.

It took over an hour but I finally did the Five Knuckle Plug on her ass. That baby gaped for 10 minutes before it snapped back shut.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Five knuckle shuffle

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".

Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.

by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008

five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002

five knuckle sandwich

When a guy sticks his fist in the girls mouth and then gives her anal

When Lenny and Caroline go at it(five knuckle sandwich)

by Niggermcblackass May 31, 2014

Five Knuckle Shuffle

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.

John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.

by foil7 September 3, 2015