Urban Dictionary: fissing

The act of kissing while making fart sounds.

“Stop fissing my belly, Kyle”
“I giggle when you fiss me”

by Fiss away September 23, 2020

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The act of pissing oneself while farting.

Guy 1: Oh man, I got a crazy one coming.
Guy 2: Oh dude you're about to rip?
Guy 1: Nah never mind man I didn't want to fiss myself so I aborted it.

by Giants357 December 06, 2012

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urban slang for female genitals

Fisse, fisse, fez, fez

by Aslak March 08, 2006

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Vagina or Pussy in Danish.

English: Her Fisse is so wet
Danish: hendes fisse er så våd

by lolImadick October 24, 2017

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The act of pissing and farting simultaneously.

Dude! You just fissed and it smells like shit in here now. (Conversation between two dudes at the urinal).

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

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A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.

Karen, did you just fiss or was that a hiss coming from the jukebox?

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

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Bong, device for smoking pot

Erst mal schön lecker boba Fiss!

by Siang Tango January 07, 2003

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