Urban Dictionary: fish tits

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OHH man did you see that guy's fish tits they were AWESOME!!!!!!

by The Triangle October 26, 2007

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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

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Fishtits

Girls who does not have breasts

Girls boyfriend - Why do you call her fishtits?

Legend - Fish dont have tits

by Sir Fist August 11, 2010

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Fish Tits

Substitute for the word shit when frustrated or shocked

1) Holly Fish Tits!!!
2) Aw Fhish Tits.

by G Man April 18, 2005

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fish tits

A phrase which can be used just about anywhere.

Also, the tits of a fish.

"How are you today fucking?"
"FISH TITS"

"Did you write that paper yet?"
"Yea, I did it fish tits ago."

by Meats April 11, 2007

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Fish Tit

A mean bitchy “friend”, usually a girl who
Is an awful person and only cares about herself. Mostly unliked by everyone around her and is super manipulative.

Omg Hailey I’m so sorry Eleanor did that too you! She is such a fish tit !

by Pancake007 June 21, 2019

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Fishtits

To have very very very smelly nipples. Particularly smelling of rotten salmon or shrimp.

"Man, that kid Freddy just walked in. He must have fishtits!"

by Dr. Martin P. Haggis September 20, 2008

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