When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

An alsakan fish hook is when you are finger blasting a girl and she tries too pull away but you curve your finger into a hook like shape and pull her back.

It's like a right hook or a left hook, but performed with a limp open hand.

Can be improved if the hand is covered in something vile. Ex. Shit, semen ect.

Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend

the ability of a dude to catch & reel in a chick

Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".