Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.

The transition catch phrase of Big Brother Chenbot.

the first evil; the root of everything that is bad.

Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first

One of the most common but also retarded youtube comments

Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."