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The result of anthony and alyssa being very stupid and tired
FIRNED! Firrnnneeddd Firneddd!
by Antonyyy December 02, 2006
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A friend the same gender as you who you find sexy/beautiful/etc. but would not sleep with for whatever reasons
"I'm glad you're my firned"
by Flies With The Llamas March 24, 2010
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If you write an article, and a person comments with a "FIRST", you just got firned. A bit like owning.
Comment 1: "First!"

Comment 2: "Oh dude, you just got firned!"
by Eide October 15, 2009
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