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When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.
Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!
by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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When having sex, and about to bust nut, you pull out and explode your semen all over her body, as if you had just shot her with a firehose.
"I was fucking this girl last night and she said that I could finish anywhere so at the last second I pulled out and firehosed her in the face
by Firehoser March 30, 2014
3
Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
by Batman Aaron July 14, 2018
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When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.
by thefireman May 01, 2015