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A humorous way to say "penis". This term also refers to the fact that a fire extinguisher squirts water to put out fire, and so could someone's penis by urinating.
Someone: "What's that bulge on your pants?"
Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!"
A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
Someone: Hey, this could start a fire!
Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.
Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!"
A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
Someone: Hey, this could start a fire!
Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.
by Steini kallinn June 18, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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While having sex...get to the point of ejaculation. Quickly pull out and strike a match to light her pubes on fire. Ejaculate on the pubes and extinguish the flame!
by Firefighter2000 November 30, 2006
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When a male touches the burning end of a lit match to the tip of his penis as he begins to ejaculate, extinguishing the flame with his cemen while feeling a unique pleasure.
The writer of the entry for "Fire Extinguisher" strongly recomends that readers do not attempt to perform a Fire Extinguisher.
by YesitwasactuallyJC August 14, 2006
4
A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
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When a male and female are engaging in unprotected sex. The female is a red head with a fire crotch. The male pulls out close to the climax and ejaculates all over the womens firery red pubes. Thus, extinguishing the overwhelming fire.
Women- UHHHHH dont forget to pull out!
Man- Ya, ya i know.
BOOOOM EJACULATION OCCURS!
Man- yeeee my fire extinguisher sure took care of that nasty forrest fire.
Man- Ya, ya i know.
BOOOOM EJACULATION OCCURS!
Man- yeeee my fire extinguisher sure took care of that nasty forrest fire.
by GiggleGoat February 04, 2010