greatest guy in the world with a MASSIVE FAT COCK

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

Irish name derived from the "Salmon of Knowledge" an old Celtic mythological story. King Fin turns into a Salmon to escape his enemies amd eats the hazelnuts that drop from the tree of Knowledge into the river. By eating them he has ultimate Knowledge. Eventually he gets caught and cooked the cook (Fin again in a new life) burns his thumb on the cooked fish and sucks it. He then knows everything.

Fintan has a big,juicy,massive willy.

The best person in the world with an amazing life a handsome ginger with amazing friends and is the life of a party

a tosspot who looks himself up on urbandictionary and thinks its all about him

The bestest friend ever
All the boys are jealous of fintan
Fintan is fabulous in every way