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The painful but satisfying art of rubbing pink batts on your johnson until it bleeds, then rubbing city stop herbals on your genitalia with the desired effect of the herbals entering your blood stream quicker and thus giving you a bigger 'herbal high'.
Oi Oi, did you hear that Boyer pulled that d grade skanger Tiffany home last night but he was quite tired so he thought he would finnaz it up so that he didnt fall asleep. It was sorta sweet because he has a really hot spicy rash on his bell end but sorta not that sweet because his aunt is coming around for her quarterly bell end inspection. In retrospect, he should have waited till tomorrow, but he reckons he couldn't wait that long. Seriously bro, I shit you not.
by Campbell "The Minge Master" MacDiarmid February 11, 2008
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015