"Man, I'm done with all these young chicks that tease and don't put out, even when a bought them all those drinks! From now on, I will only gonna chill with a finish girl. She'll make sure I'm happy even if I buy her one drink!"

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”