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A garbled, pidgin blend of American English, the Constitution, miscellaneous cherry-picked bible quotes, and frothing, paranoid ranting denoted by random use of capitalization and punctuation; usually the result of a brainfukt sovereign citizen.
Those bird sanctuary occupiers are spewing a lot of finicum lately.
by Baloo Uriza February 05, 2016
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
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by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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(v). To effectively choose to be executed by police officers, usually accomplished by attempting to go for a weapon when multiple officers have guns trained on you.
I could not bring myself to become an hero, so I started a traffic dispute where the police showed up and I just finicum'ed and got shot up.
by Dirk Stroker's Stunt Double February 04, 2016
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To kill one's self via purposely aggravating or threatening law enforcement officials; suicide by cop. Named for the far-right domestic terrorist Robert Finicum, alias "LaVoy," who was killed by Oregon law enforcement after attempting to evade arrest and while reaching for a sidearm.
That dumb honkey just pulled a finicum!
by Wolfish Grin February 04, 2016
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Rather than surrender, the perp walked into a hail of police bullets resulting in finicum.
by grant apple January 28, 2016
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(n) The last little spurt that dribbles out after an orgasm; the opposite of precum; any insignificant or impotent finish to a noisy but unproductive pleasure..
(v) To try to draw a gun while multiple police officers are point weapons at you and telling you to surrender; to commit suicide by cop in an especially showy and stupid way; to do something pointlessly self-destructive out of a toxic mix of rage, arrogance and stupidity. Named after LeVoy Finicum, who set the standard.
(n) The Bundy Gang's orgy of self-stimulation ended with a little finicum in the snow.
(v) If you see red lights flashing in your mirror, don't finicum youself by doing anything stupid; just turn on your recorder, do as you are told, and if necessary, sue later.
by rewinn January 31, 2016
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