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When you hear someone coming just after you came on yourself after jerking off, and you quickly lick your fingers to clean yourself up so you don't get caught with a sticky mess.
Nub said he had to pull a fingy lick because he heard his mom coming up the stairs on the way to his room yesterday.
That's one sticky situation lmao
That's one sticky situation lmao
by saucegay May 02, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018