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(Derived from Dingleberry)
The act of wiping your ass and having your finger poke through the toilet paper leaving it with feces on the tip.
The act of wiping your ass and having your finger poke through the toilet paper leaving it with feces on the tip.
"I saw Johnny washing his hands for 10 minutes after he wiped to hard and got a serious fingerberry"
by Smuls32 April 18, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018