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what you do when you see someone you don't want to see; a fake mustache, using your finger.
"Shit, there's Bob! I'm gonna do a finger mustache, so he doesn't recognize me!"
by Clarice54354 October 13, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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When you get a tattoo of a mustache on your finger.

Mostly intended for comedic purposes.
"Your new finger mustache tattoo is too funny!"
by BlitheNIne December 28, 2015
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