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When a pleb inserts his finger into another man's anus, and the tensing of his anal muscles causes blood loss in the pleb's finger.
Dude, we were trying some kinky shit yesterday and that pleb got some serious finger bled.
by lookatmymushrooms November 07, 2015
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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