Urban Dictionary: fing fong

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fing fong is a person. her bestie is sam and sam likes to spew out random facts like that bison poop hardens in seven days. fing fong is a very short girl who is older than sam but still six feet shorter. fing fong disapproves everything sam does because sam likes stupid stuff, like one punch man. and technoblade. fing fong also has weird baby hairs.

sam: FING FONG DID U KNOW THAT FEMALE PEACOCKS ARE ACTUALLY CALLED PEAHENS????
fing fong: *sigh*

by maifingfongtable:))))) April 14, 2020

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fing fong

fing fong is a person who will always give you the answers to your homework, even if her answers don't make sense at all. she will also adopt your way of speaking within 2 days of being near you, so be careful to not say any bad words in front of her. if you are the one to end her innocence no one will ever be your friend.

sam: fing fong what are the answers for history
fing fong: 1. because when jfk was killed everyone was sad

2. since the civil war was a war people were hungry

3. when hitler was king god guy he had lots of power

by maifingfongtable:))))) April 27, 2020