n.

1)The acceptable title for a series of metaphoric anal-raping questions that are a base for your entire semester

2) Things people get too worried over, even though they can mess your day up real bad.
1)
"Dude, it's finals week! This sucks!"

2)
"I need to cram all night, I'm definitely going to fail, and then I'll have to study to get my credits over the summer, and work two jobs and-"
"Dude, shut the fuck up!"
by Ron Cumberdale June 01, 2005
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Big tests that are worth too much and are supposedly important.
Why am I writing this? I have finals due yesterday!
by Awnold January 17, 2008
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The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.
"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."
by Garexus May 17, 2007
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When someone ends a friendship or relationship actually giving you a reason, verses disappearing without an explanation.
"At least it was finality when Jim said he doesn't want to stay together because I won't put out. My last boyfriend just drifted off and never told me what the problem was."
by catluver42 December 17, 2007
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When one has consumed way too much alcohol but is willing to have one more drink with a friend.
One more drink? Final Final?
by Googles Pseudonym July 11, 2019
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or in other words that exam you take that counts for so fucking much that it can make you fail and have to go to summer school and not be accepted into a good college which causes you to form a band and become famous but kill yourself with a shotgun in the face.
EXAMPLE:
I'm supposed to be studying for my algebra final but instead i'm putting in the definition of FINALS on urban dictionary to pass time.
by 21patrick60 June 02, 2009
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Time of year when you seriously consider moving into the wilderness
Happens twice per year
Finals week again, have you seen my map of the Adirondacks?
by pancakesandshit December 11, 2014
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