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Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
I don't have any more good tires, so I am going to try and finagle some from the mechanic at the bike shop.
by MountainGiraffe June 21, 2010
4
“Aye look at this rgt here Issa leopard...”
“What we in career jet”
“What I can’t here u”
“Ooooo penis”
“Ooooo PENIS”
“Ooo PPPENIS”
FINAGLE HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“What we in career jet”
“What I can’t here u”
“Ooooo penis”
“Ooooo PENIS”
“Ooo PPPENIS”
FINAGLE HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by OneNippiKid May 24, 2021
6
1. The act of nagling.
2. Weezling yoru way into a girls bed room
3. Sneaking into a movie
4. Hooking up with your friends little sister
5. "Poofing" when yoru ex-girlfriend want you to come over and your hanging out with your friends
6. Trying to hook up with every girl in Europe
7. Trying to hook up with every girl in the Malibu Inn in one night without them finding out about each other.
2. Weezling yoru way into a girls bed room
3. Sneaking into a movie
4. Hooking up with your friends little sister
5. "Poofing" when yoru ex-girlfriend want you to come over and your hanging out with your friends
6. Trying to hook up with every girl in Europe
7. Trying to hook up with every girl in the Malibu Inn in one night without them finding out about each other.
by The Tac July 16, 2003