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Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch
Jim is such a filchmonger.
by Sam November 23, 2003
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Basically, a food stealing whore, or a food whore.
-That bum just stole my food!
-That filch monger!!
by Poopty Pants March 24, 2005
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