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The sexual act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a shit (blumkin) in a port-a-potty.
Dude, Jake totally got a filbert in that Johnny on the Spot outside Quick Shop last night." "Fucking pervs."
by TheCompound1341 July 10, 2011
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.
"Hey bro did you see Filbert the other day? Life was briefly amazing and then it was shit again..."
by Filbert McGrumpy March 26, 2019
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Another word for:
Fish Fillet
Fillet’o Fish
Big fat bird
🎵Filbert the big fat bird🎶
by ass+ass+in=Assassin December 01, 2019
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