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An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).
"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."
by erhard September 09, 2006
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Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.
(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!
by A. A. Ron February 25, 2005
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A chick’s overall body appearance.

Different terms exist like “petite”, “dumpy”, “average”, “modelesque”, “slim thicc” to try to describe overall figure but people still fail to use the right terms.

Usually these terms are used to describe a figure by several of the following attributes combined; general body shape/curvature , apparent weight category, General body size or frame size, height (tall/around average/short) and body composition.
Brenda has the epitome of a proportionate hourglass figure and a curvy fit figure. She is of average height— both leg & toroso length, is a healthy weight, has an average bone structure, has thicc thighs, has wide hips, has defined waist, has flat abdominals, and full breast.
by I AM THE SWEETEST POTATO August 18, 2019
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