A sport which got its name from the old school figures. NOT from the lame ass spins in the air called jumps and DEFINATELY NOT from the spins. What they call "figure skating" now is most definately NOT and will NEVER replace the true figure skating.
Jumps + Spins = Freestyle Skating
Edges + Music = Dance
Edges + Thinking + Concentration = Figure Skating
Edges + Music = Dance
Edges + Thinking + Concentration = Figure Skating
by Ed Elric June 17, 2010
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a sport that women play by prancing around in slutty short skirts trying to seduce the male judges and men in tight pants trying to seduce the male judges as well.
by noosheeeeeeennnn September 10, 2006
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the thing that slutty girls and gay guys turn to when they want to play a sport on the ice and they fail at hockey i mean if you want to twirl around just go do cheerleading and you dont have to be a complete retard and freeze your ass off while you try to seduce guys.
Figure Skater: Hey why don't you do figure skating?
Cheerleader: I know that people call us cheerleaders retarded because we are, but we're not that dumb to wear mini skirts inside and freeze our asses off while we can just jump around in our mini skirts outside too!
Cheerleader: I know that people call us cheerleaders retarded because we are, but we're not that dumb to wear mini skirts inside and freeze our asses off while we can just jump around in our mini skirts outside too!
by hockey player :) February 16, 2009
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