The process of sticking the heel of a high heeled shoe up one's anus.
Last night, my girfriend figgied my ass with her leopard print stilettos.
by MortimerVonDrake February 20, 2014
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For use as a noun, verb, or adj; it can stand for anything. If it sounds like it will fit a situation, it does.
There's figgy everywhere!!

That was a figgy-fail.

He figgied all over her face.

He's getting his figgy on.

He whipped his figgy out.
by Lutie22 March 03, 2009
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Short for figuratively because its too hard to say. And saying that you are "literally about to die" is dumb because you are not ACTUALLY going to die you are figuratively going to die.
Louisa: "How was the English Essay"
Hana: "So fucking hard my mum is figgy going to kill me"
by hanahoe November 07, 2018
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someone (Mr harrup) who thinks theyre great at everything and will make sure you know about it. short for FIGJAM
fuck i hate mr harrup he's such a figgy
by bd696969 October 10, 2018
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A nickname for anybody with the last name Figueroa preferably a boy
"Ay Figgy" yo Figgy going ham
by beautiful mind July 08, 2015
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To act strange or unlike a normal human.

Alternative definition: broke as fuck
1st: "Conor was trying to stab a rock into a tree yesterday, it was quite figgy of him"

2nd: "Why are you shopping in lidl?? That's pure figgy"
by JOSHGSQUEAKYBASTARD January 21, 2019
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