1) an instrument of the body, not unlike human sexuale genitals. Noun/Verb
2) A term used to discuss in code the human sexual prowess.
3) A flute
Take that fife out of my butt
by joey spina September 16, 2003
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it is an eating untensil. similar to a fork, except the left edge is serrated like a knife. this makes cutting and eating food easier to do using only one tool. a similar concept is a spork. however, the ridges would be like a butter knife so that one would not cut themselves in the process.
i felt relieved when i used a fife instead of a fork to eat my lasagna.
by yola pilch May 01, 2006
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When one grows tired of playing FIFA due to playing too much or losing in a humiliating fashion.
Thank god we have to go now, I was getting fifed anyway.
by mynameisjohnr December 30, 2009
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just some random thing u say in a conversation when u have nothing else to say
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.
That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.
by Peugeotjoker May 20, 2005
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That dirty piece of man-meat dangling betwixt your legs.
Barrett, stop being such a meat fife.
by p m s January 01, 2008
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