May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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"DJ Format, a producer and DJ who hails from Southampton, makes no secret of his dislike of current hip-hop and If You Can't Join 'em... Beat 'em is as un-Fiddy as is possible." (amazon.co.uk review of DJ Format's 2nd album)
by eysiz April 14, 2005
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1. Slang for the number "fifty". Usually associated with a speech impediment or accdent.
2. Fiddy-Fiddy or "fifty-fifty" is a way of describing a transexual/shemale.
2. Fiddy-Fiddy or "fifty-fifty" is a way of describing a transexual/shemale.
by chenry August 31, 2004
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A bag of weed worth $50. Common saying in New Zealand. Does not mean people who can't spell say this.. its just safer to say fiddy then fifty.
Girl : Can I buy some weed?
Vijay : I only have fiddy bags...
Girl : Oh, how much do fiddy bags cost?
Vijay : I only have fiddy bags...
Girl : Oh, how much do fiddy bags cost?
by darkmyst May 01, 2006
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A small kids motorcycle (usually a honda crf50), that has been transformed into a 65+mph mini-moto that sits a few inch's off the ground and can be jumped or raced by adults way to big for it.
Motocross rider 1: Hey did you see that little fiddy flip across that double?
Motocross rider 2: Yea, that was insane.
Motocross rider 2: Yea, that was insane.
by not you #1 November 23, 2005
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Have you seen, Mario lately, he used to be small. He has been hitting the gym and bulking up. He must weigh about 2 Fiddy now.
by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 18, 2019