Basically the same as fiddlesticks, but if you are lazy you can just use oh fiddle. The 'Oh' is used for effect.

A mean way of saying guitar in order to piss someone off.

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*

Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!

Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.

procrastinating, wasting time, or not staying on task.