1. an expression used to show an upsetting emotion.

Jimmy Fiddle

An alternate, and slightly more pleasant, way of referring to masturbation

The act of applying a fat shart to fresh, clean dental floss. (Shit covered floss)

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit

an inferior position (see also play second fiddle)

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.