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1. To smear dog shit on your plant pot.
2. To wake up next to a Ferrin.
3. To eat a sandwich.
4. Hugh Blackman.
5. See 1. Repeat.
Wow he's such a ficus.

That Ferrin was mad ficus.

Be careful, i'll take your ficus money.

I'm hungry, ficus.
by Ferrin March 29, 2009
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A present that only a hated person receives.
Person 1: Donald gave me a ficus for my birthday..?
Person 2: He doesn't like you.
Person 1: How do you know?
Person 2: Only hated people get ficuses.
by OhHowILoveBacon September 18, 2009
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