Guy 1: Hi dude! Just got out of school! I made myself a ficlang while I was in ELA. I call it 'Eljavkia'!

Guy 2: Oh wow. That's awesome!

Guy 1: I know, linguistics are awesome. :)

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz