A young pickle who could never make a decision. He was bullied by other vegetables, and eventually went insane.

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

someone who constantly changes his or her mind about certain matters of importance. he or she also proceeds to conduct him or herself in the manner of a dick.

An indecisive penis. A penis that cannot stay in one place too long. A promiscuous male.

When the male sausage is not quite hard enough for hole entry.

A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.