Urban Dictionary: ficke

To learn a lesson the hard way or to be screwed over when one deserves better.

"So I was doing community service for these homeless people, and all of a sudden one dropped me with chloroform and they raped me bad."

"Man, you got ficke'd up the ASS."

by hoppy February 22, 2005

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fick

German translation for "fuck"

"i am so horny--fick me!"

by foxayladay March 03, 2005

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fick

German version of "fuck".

I want to fick the girl next door

by nerdbimbo August 23, 2011

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Fick

When you're running out of texting characters and you want to say "Fucking dick"

"Did he ever text you back!"

"No he was being such a fick!"

by Chunksforfreee July 30, 2012

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ficking

same as fucking but very extreme. refer to fucking. not really in a sexual way though.

ariel: stupid ficking crack whore
aliza:ya i no..bitch!!

by a pretty hot girl!! March 07, 2005

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Fick

An action when you have sexual affairs with a plant/tree.

Person 1: YO! I JUST FICKED MY CACTUS!
Person 2: Dude, you have problems.

by CoombertaStudios February 11, 2010

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Ficking

When you spell "fucking" wrong

I ficking hate school.

by Asianchink2022 January 05, 2017

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