Trying to fix something that so completely fucked up that when you're done, its no longer FUCKED UP, but FEXED UP. A combination of FUCKED UP, and FIXED UP.
by nornware March 04, 2010
by theHunk264 March 19, 2020
Turd. Fex (or faex) is the singular of the Latin word feces (or faeces). Although feces has entered English as a mass noun, fex retains the original meaning of a single, discrete piece of shit.
John said his girlfriend Sarah was a fox, but when I pointed out her lumpy shape, terrible odor, and weight of only 18 ounces, he admitted that she was, in fact, a fex. He cried and cried after we flushed her, and claims to this day that she was the only woman who ever truly understood him.
by Zachariah Zuckerman September 24, 2008
To trick a virgin (mostly females) into having sex with you. In order to have true fex, the said virgin must believe that they have kept their virginity after penetration.
by Harridee February 19, 2010
fake texting. when someone is instant messaging someone and a symbol comes up showing the other person is writing a message, but the user accidentally left a letter in the text box making it look like they are writing something important.
by cory phiz November 30, 2007
Hey, my huge ass step-mother, just banged the fat ass neighbor.
Wow man, that is genuine fex.
Damn, with you're badoingy ass; lets have some fex.
Wow man, that is genuine fex.
Damn, with you're badoingy ass; lets have some fex.
by Hen-Pen Beard Man June 23, 2007