A few suggestions. A word to be used when you just don't have time to correctly pronounce both words. Defined after the State of the Union address by Representative Michele Bachmann.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.