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A fine pasta thought to have originated in the Calabria region of Italy. It is cultivated from only the choicest of women.
"Gianluigi! What is that delicious ingredient in my meal?!"
"Feti! Prima Feti!"
♫I want to wish you a very feti, I want to wish you a very feti, I want to wish you a very feti, from the bottom of my fetiii!♫
"Feti! Prima Feti!"
♫I want to wish you a very feti, I want to wish you a very feti, I want to wish you a very feti, from the bottom of my fetiii!♫
by IHEARTFETI February 17, 2010
May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A teenager who is pre-occupied with trivial things such as material posessions, celebrities, the opposite sex, and current fads and fashions. They usually have a low literacy rate, and little to no self-respect or respect of others. They may or may not smoke, and many feti remain feti long into adulthood.
"Good god, I went on a date with this feti, and he wanted for me to give him head! What a feti thing to do!"
"That girl over there, the one with the fake-tan, bleached hair, and velour tracksuit, looks like a complete feti!"
"That girl over there, the one with the fake-tan, bleached hair, and velour tracksuit, looks like a complete feti!"
by Kate Dalgleish June 04, 2005
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Dude 1: "Damn, that precalc final was hard, my feti is so weak right now."
Dude 2: "Man, the feti is always weak, you should know this by now."
Dude 2: "Man, the feti is always weak, you should know this by now."
by THEFETiiSALWAYSWEAK January 29, 2009