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A person who whines so much that are virtually invisible to people who are actually smart... Are envious of anyone who is remotely happy in a relationship...a person who loves to smother their girlfriends someone who tells there girlfriend I love you after meeting them for the first time someone who fingers there girlfriend on the first date and asks her if its any good in the middle of it and then afterwards asks her if he was alright and do you think were moving to fast after he tells her he wants to marry her
Shut the fuck up ferman no one cares go have buttsex with seth...
by UrSoLuCkY08 April 03, 2008
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Meet Klinen, Meet Klinen, Dinen Inen!!!!!! Zat ees Ferman
by Culman Menasha November 12, 2011
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A hippy. Used to describe beatniks that do not live in New York City's Greenwich Village or San Francisco's Haight-Ashbury district. Usually

A person that talks a lot about people and their relationships.

Usually a derogatory term like dirty hippy.
Jerry looks like a Ferman with all those flowers in his hair.

Amy only likes that Ferman because he won't stop talking about world peace.
by Prof. Christen Harem March 24, 2010
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A hippy. Used to describe beatniks that do not live in New York City's Greenwich Village or San Francisco's Haight-Ashbury district. Usually

A person that talks a lot about people and their relationships.

Usually a derogatory term like dirty hippy.
Jerry looks like a Ferman with all those flowers in his hair.

Amy only likes that Ferman because he won't stop talking about world peace.
by Prof. Christen Harem March 24, 2010
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