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Femme fatigue is what a man reaches when he’s burned out with pursuing women only to realize again and again that they are primarily all the same with regards to their sense of entitlement and the obstacles he must endure just to get some stink on his dick. This whole process costs him time and money and most always reminds him that the greater majority of women justify a man's staying single and redundantly invokes the same question: Who the hell would put up with this bitch?! Still, the situation repeats as his need for sexual gratification builds up and he’s forced to once again subject himself to the social meet up and dating scenes to re-endure his limits of frustration and sacrificial finances required to continue this bullshit.
Hey dude, are you headed out tonight?
No, I’ve got a bad case of femme fatigue and don’t have the patience for their bullshit. I may just avoid the whole fucking game and call a hooker.
No, I’ve got a bad case of femme fatigue and don’t have the patience for their bullshit. I may just avoid the whole fucking game and call a hooker.
by Big Ed Moustapha September 10, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011