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(adj) A type of joke or personality that relies on being made fun of, rather than actually being funny (via cleverness or irony). A tactic most prominently used by typical females in any 'joke' other than pee pee jokes± or insults.
Becky: I was cleaning my house and I had a bucket filled with water; then I started to mop the floor but the bucket didn't have any detergent in it lol
Jermaine: Wow ok, that joke is very feminine-funny. If I laugh or even snicker at that I'd be enabling you to continue to tell these terrible stories that you consider to be jokes, but I won't.
Jermaine: Wow ok, that joke is very feminine-funny. If I laugh or even snicker at that I'd be enabling you to continue to tell these terrible stories that you consider to be jokes, but I won't.
by thejumbalia May 23, 2012
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011