Seriously. Female is the opposite sex to the male in all cases. Animals have females too. Some people like 'em, some don't. The end.
Females are not aliens.
Females are not genetically deformed.
Females are capable of compassion, as are males.
Females are capable of nastiness, as are males.
Females don't need what most feminists call 'equal' rights.
Females are different to males, therefore should get rights which suit them, as should males.
Males don't get pregnant so they can't take a holiday for that, now can they?
Above referring to human females, however, some or all of these statements may also apply to other living creatures of the Earth.
Females are not genetically deformed.
Females are capable of compassion, as are males.
Females are capable of nastiness, as are males.
Females don't need what most feminists call 'equal' rights.
Females are different to males, therefore should get rights which suit them, as should males.
Males don't get pregnant so they can't take a holiday for that, now can they?
Above referring to human females, however, some or all of these statements may also apply to other living creatures of the Earth.
by Red Lights Mean Go May 04, 2010
The opposite of a regular human, which is often referred to as "The Female"
"The Female" is the very thing that's made everyone homophobic, because without them gay sex would be natural.
"The Female" is the very thing that's made everyone homophobic, because without them gay sex would be natural.
Brad: "Dude, did you see The Female over there?"
Jeremy: "Yeah, they're the reason we didn't truly develop!"
Jeremy: "Yeah, they're the reason we didn't truly develop!"
by IMightBeMockingMyFriends December 11, 2020
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 06, 2004
by Cocktus March 03, 2016
Gods most beautiful yet disasterous creation. A human with (XX) chromosomes.
Characteristics include emotional instability, insecurity, impulsivity, illogical, submissive, incongruent thoughts & actions & co-dependence.
Characteristics include emotional instability, insecurity, impulsivity, illogical, submissive, incongruent thoughts & actions & co-dependence.
Man, I stopped dating my last female because she was bat shit crazy! She was always accusing me of cheating when I wasn’t, bitching at me when I left the house to play a round of golf, and told me she loved me inside the first month of knowing each other!
Yep, females man.
That female shouted “equal rights” as she attacked the man, yet cried assault when he defended himself in smacking the fuck out of her.
Yeah man, perfect example of how females are illogical & impulsive.
Yep, females man.
That female shouted “equal rights” as she attacked the man, yet cried assault when he defended himself in smacking the fuck out of her.
Yeah man, perfect example of how females are illogical & impulsive.
by Spanishlove October 29, 2019
Bitches: They are female, but it's becoming common to also find male "Bitches", you cannot trust them, and better left unsaid should be your outlook with them.
Rats: Women get described as this as they have similar characteristics as the small animal they share the name with. Also two faced and trampy.
Ho's: A female that thrives off attention and who's only motivation is cock.
Homies: The set few females who may be in your circle of friends, who can chill with and trust.
Wifey: The females you need in your life, the sort of girl you'd introduce to your family, who have respect for you and herself, just a ride or die for you chick.
Rats: Women get described as this as they have similar characteristics as the small animal they share the name with. Also two faced and trampy.
Ho's: A female that thrives off attention and who's only motivation is cock.
Homies: The set few females who may be in your circle of friends, who can chill with and trust.
Wifey: The females you need in your life, the sort of girl you'd introduce to your family, who have respect for you and herself, just a ride or die for you chick.
"Dayme that bitch ruined your life maaaan! That's some shady female"
"I wouldn't fuck that rat, pissed up with someone else's dick!"
"That ho was on their dicks all night!!"
"That's my girl right there, hey homieeeee"
"This is my wifey right here, my one and only"
"I wouldn't fuck that rat, pissed up with someone else's dick!"
"That ho was on their dicks all night!!"
"That's my girl right there, hey homieeeee"
"This is my wifey right here, my one and only"
by HanRhi November 19, 2013

