Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.
"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."
by TxFeatFan September 21, 2008
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The FEMA effect refers to the all-too-predictable incompetence that emerges when the federal government machinery gets into the process.
The ineptitude in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was in part a manifestation of the FEMA effect. They probably think that you French-kiss someone on the elbow.
by eViL pOp TaRt August 20, 2006
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Ice handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD along with FEMA Water and sometimes MRE's.
"Sweetie, on your way home, swing by the POD and pick us up some more FEMA Ice."
by TxFeatFan September 21, 2008
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When a man runs out of his shaving cream and has to use female shaving cream.
Man: "I had to do a fema-shave this morning, because yesterday airport security nabbed my shaving cream."
by rymoaz April 13, 2010
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proper noun, 1. a place free of rent where you can plug your flat screen up in your bedroom and see it in your kitchen.
2. an invitiation to somewhere to have some of the rauchies sex of your life
3. the truth that all people in Mississippi due now, in fact, live in trailers and run around barefoot
4. the best new work in a pick up phrase in mississippi, louisiana, and alabama
1. Dude, you livin' hoodrich in the FEMA trailer; can I play you XBox 360 on you flat screen while you pour me a glass of Cristal?
2. Your FEMA trailer or mine? Nuff said.
3. Where you live at now? In the FEMA trailer park where Red Lobster, Holiday Inn, and Olive Garden used to be.
by neens May 04, 2006
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Marijuana or weed., TREE, GREEN.
Wassup on some Fema Debris. (All of the greenery and trees left over from hurricanes Rita and Katrina)

I survived Rita
by BIGG CHRIS November 17, 2006
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FEMA= Freedom Encouraging Men of America is a page on fb that claims to offer 4 weeks of FREE training, but there isn't a posted location, and you get recruited by your IP. You can't go to them, they come to you.
Everyone sees "FEMA Camp" and automatically thinks it's some kind of concentration camp.
by Lt. Baker August 11, 2013
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