The Building Contractors are using the FEMA solution to rebuild New Orleans.
by Clark77494 December 20, 2006
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Federal Emergency Management Agency

FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. It allows creation of a non-elected national government. Think about that.
FEMA is our government.
by ilona January 22, 2006
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Fuck Everyone Mainly African-Americans
I know FEMA send dat hurricane. Him and that Dick Cheney.
by Carlos Thomas June 25, 2007
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Government Agency despised by people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about.
FEMA isn't a first responder agency, jackass. All disasters are local.
by ttc2301 February 13, 2008
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nickname given to someone who thinks they can save people just because she's strung out on diet coke and can stay up all night playing cahds.....
"Fema says, "This cat litter oughta do the trick...""
"Or how about another klingon cloaking device"
by big_tits_magee December 15, 2005
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The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane
I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina
by booboo2u February 08, 2010
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