term originally used by members of the legal profession to describe clients or members of the general public who make statements that are totally illogical or impossible to defend
Everyone in class was thinking the teacher was felony stupid when it took him 30 minutes to explain why he was 10 minutes late.
by dp9 October 12, 2003
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To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.
Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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A broad term used by PDX locals to describe SE Portland neigborhoods.
Yeah, I just moved into the flats, or Its dirt cheap living in felony flats.
by shannon2323 March 15, 2009
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where you can get pussy, money weed and of course meth. located in the SE region of Portland, Or. This place is white boy felon capitol. hit the pipe and the pussy in felony flats.
I was gettin head while smokin shards in felony flats. felony flats got the cracker jack felons
by big balls October 19, 2015
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A girl that is sooo hot, that it's a crime, or should be!
i walked up to her and told her that she was a walking felony, becase she was so hot it was a crime
by cheap_trick_rick June 30, 2009
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A nickname for the set of US highway 71 in Kansas City, Missouri that stretches from 39th street to 71st street. Most violent crimes in Kansas City are committed within a five mile radius of this highway.
by Bob122222 February 11, 2009
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